September222012

thethreshprinceofbelair:

I HAVE LITERALLY THE WORST MOIRAIL IN THE ENTIRETY OF MOIRALLEGIANCE AS A WHOLE. IF YOU COULD STACK YOUR USELESS WASTE OF MOIRAIL UP IN COMPARISON TO HOW MINE IS, YOU’D PROBABLY GAIN A GOLD OLYPMIC MEDAL FOR HAVING THE GREATEST MOIRAIL OF ALL TIME. 

NOT ONLY IS HE AS TALL AS A MOUNTAIN, HE’S ALSO SKINNER THAN FUCKING SLENDER MAN. HELL, IF HE DRESSED UP AS SLENDER MAN, HE’D PROBABLY SCARE THE DICKENS OUT OF HIM. EVERY FUCKING WIGGLER WOULD NO LONGER HAVE ANY FEAR, FOR MY GODDAMN PAINTED SAVOIR WOULD BE THERE.

HE’S NOT EVEN A SAVIOR, HE’S A PIECE OF SHIT. 

AND I LOVE HIM.

GOD, HE’S RIDICULOUS IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD. HIS FACE IS SCARRED UP FROM HIS OWN RIDICULOUS FAILURES, AND HE THINKS HE’S HILARIOUS LIKE SOME RIDICULOUS REJECT OF A CLOWN. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT HE CONSTANTLY BRINGS UP BLOOD COLOR LIKE THAT’S A THING THAT EVEN *MATTERS* ANYMORE, AND THINKS HE’S THIS ‘OH SO SPECTACULAR’ SET OF MESSIAHS IN ONE BODY. 

HE’S JUST AN UNDULATING ASSHOLE IN OVER SIZED, UNWASHED, NASTY PANTS, TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR THE FACT THAT NOBODY HAS EVER CONSIDERED HIM SIGNIFICANT BUT ME AND HIS DEAD FLUSH CRUSH IN ALL OF THE SWEEPS THAT WE’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER. 

BUT IT’S MY SWORN DUTY TO MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE LESS OF AN INSIGNIFICANT BASTARD, AND AS MUCH AS I CAN’T STAND HIM, HE’S MY INSIGNIFICANT BASTARD. I LIKE TO THINK THAT MAYBE WITH HIM I CAN ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING THAT I WASN’T ABLE TO DO WITH THE OTHERS ON THE ROCK.

Y’KNOW, THE ONES WHO OFF AND DIED.

I CAN STOP HIM FROM KILLING ANYONE ELSE. I CAN STOP HIM FROM BEING JUST ANOTHER HIGHBLOOD WHO SNAPPED. MAYBE I CAN, WITH MY OWN ABILITY, BRING HIM BACK TO HIMSELF. NOT THIS SELF, BUT THE LIGHTHEARTED GUY HE WAS BEFORE. 

LIGHTHEARTED WITHOUT THE ABILITY TO MAKE SOMEONE ELSE LIGHTHEADED, I MEAN. 

AND BY LIGHTHEADED, I MEAN DECAPITATED. 

HAHA.

YEAH.

PROBABLY NOT. 

haha yeah man i was sort of up in some kind of unmirthful frenzy before you all came along.

BUT SEE, NOW I AM OFF FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING BETTER,

cause you came at me with some paphappy hands and a snapshoosh what to be getting me right the fuck calmed down.

DID A REAL GOOD JOB AT THAT, MY BERRYBLOODED BROTHER.

with your most wickelicious of motherfucking colors.

OH.

shit man.

NOT TO BE UH, MENTIONING AT WHAT HEMOS YOU HAVE THE POSSESSION OF BEING UNDER, THAT IS.

just that.

MAN YOU ARE THE GREATEST FUCKER A BROTHER COULD EVER JAM AT.

not in a rhymeways cause you are not the fucking sorts about that shit but,

IN A WAY WHERE YOU PILE UP ALL YOUR PROBLEMS IN A HARSHEAP TO BE HASHED ALL THE FUCK OUT.

love you, bro. 

(via despairanatomy-deactivated20140)

September22012
hopeis4tomorrow:

this is a black gold ring with amethyst

hopeis4tomorrow:

this is a black gold ring with amethyst

(Source: veganlove, via pantyslime)

6PM
saccharinesylph:

Work left me in a lot of pain yesterday so all I wanted to do was come home and draw something cute to make me feel good. Which usually means UFUT-style Sol!
And the omnipresent FUSB.

saccharinesylph:

Work left me in a lot of pain yesterday so all I wanted to do was come home and draw something cute to make me feel good. Which usually means UFUT-style Sol!

And the omnipresent FUSB.

(via antikatvantas-deactivated201311)

1PM

thethreshprinceofbelair:

hystericalharlequin started following you

GAMZEE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONLINE? THIS IS THE ONE WAY THAT YOU’D PROBABLY FIND YOURSELF SKEWERED AGAINST KANAYA’S CHAINSAW. JUST ONE MISPOST ABOUT YOUR LOCATION, AND YOU’RE GONE.

I DON’T LIKE THAT.

GET OFF TUMBLR. 

hahaha yeah i can see how that might get at to be a thing that could go down but see

I’VE SORT OF FUCKING GOT MY FIGURE ON FOR SOME SHITWICKED NEW TRICKS WHAT TO DODGE THAT BITCH’S HACKVROOMING SPECIBUS

and there’s the fact at what i have already got to be chilling with kanaya in the first motherfucking place anyhow, and we done up and had to be kicking some noise i think to not be as fucking harsh as what all went on not a few fucking perigees ago

SO SET YOUR WORRYPAN DOWN ON THE COUNTER TO COOL, MOTHERFUCKER.

and quit nibblin at the stressorslime what you done got cooked up in that bitch.

SHIT’S MOTHERFUCKING VENEMOUS ON A BROTHER’S CALMWAYS, YOU FEEL ME?

(via despairanatomy-deactivated20140)

June302012

littletavvy asked: dESE MEAN CWOWS,,, cAN'T CONTWOL, cUS DEY ONY LISEN TO SCAWECWOW,,,

scarecrow?

MAN, AIN’T NOTHING ABOUT A FRIENDLY SCARECROW WHAT TO BE WORRYING OVER.

that motherfucker is getting his send on about his flappy-faced brothers at you to say all like hi and shit in a friendly way, ya hear? :o)

AIN’T NO NEED FOR THIS BITCH ACT BULLSHIT, BROWNBROTHER.

you just get on out there and make all sorts of friends at those fuckers.

TERRIFY THEM WITH YOUR FEELINGS OF WICKED FUCKING COMPANIONSHIP.

maybe split the rude elixir with them,

OR PAINT A LITTLE TOGETHER?

i bet they ain’t even got to be getting their scare on at all if you get for your friendlies with them.

HONK.

:o)

4AM
worthikids:

And fly away to the Never-Never-Land.

worthikids:

And fly away to the Never-Never-Land.

(via littletavvy)

June292012

cWOWS NO LEAVE ME ALONE„, gOTS TO HIDE„,

crows?

HEHEH.

aw shit, lil man.

AIN’T NO FUCKING THING TO BE GETTING YOUR HIDE ON FOR.

you got those powers what to be making them do what you say, don’t you?

JUST DO SOME OF THAT.

10PM

littletavvy asked: > Just hide behind him. mUUUUH,,,

> Smile down at the little guy behind you!

haha

WHAT’S UP, LITTLE BRO?

you got some sorts of troubles to be hiding from?

10PM
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i wAnTeD To fOrGeT, i’m tRyInG To fOrGeT
dOn’t lEaVe mE HeRe aGaIn
i aM WiTh yOu, FoReVeR
tHe eNd

hOLDING THE HAND, tHAT HOLDS ME DOWN
i FORGIVE YOU,
fORGET YOU,
tHE END

(Source: mukuroikusaba)

9PM

you know i got to be getting down on what with the messiahs be foretold about to say on death and all

AND TO BE PREACHING THE RIGHT FUCKING TRUTH TO ALL YOU GOD DAMNED

beautiful girls and boys and other miracles out there.

BUT UH.

you know sometimes i just think to maybe not be wanting some people to be dead yet, y’know?

I WANT FOR ALL OF YOU TO BE EXPERIENCING THE GREATEST OF ENTERTAINMENT IN THE CARNIVAL WHAT I BELIEVE TO COME NEXT FROM THIS LIFE,

but

I MISS HIM.

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